Some Spam Tastes Better Than Others

Since I’ve started this blog I’ve received hundreds of comments. Hundreds of spam comments that is. (I’ve received real comments from actual people too and those are far, far better. Keep ’em coming!) Many of them don’t make sense, many of them tell me about supposed missed opportunities, some of them are funny/weird and I thought I’d share them. Along with my own reaction, of course!

1.  nice blog. lista de emails lista de emails lista de emails lista de emails lista de emails 

I’ve gotten a few like this and they always make me laugh. I can’t help but read this in the voice of Strong Bad from when he would check his e-mail. What happened to that site?

2. Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?

I’m not sure we can communicate because although you are using English words, I have no clue what you’re saying. Also, you’re a robot. Nice use of the word auspicious though.

3. Have you heard about Google sniping ? there is a buzz about it right now . Basically its an alternative to blogging NOBODYSDEAD.COM check it out and tell me what you think please

This is obviously a scam. Also, you can’t say there’s a buzz about something that I’ve never, ever heard of. I don’t live under a rock. There is no buzz. Why did you put your website in all caps? It looks threatening, even though it’s saying something nice. (False, but nice.)

4. This next one is long but full of good, crazy stuff. I’ve condensed it as much as possible. The spam stuff is bolded, my thoughts are not.

Around . everyone considers psychics, a lot of may not. Pardon? It’s possible is really because the reason there are many clarifications in regards to psychics is that there are many everyone labeled grow to be psychics which have been nothing but scammers…This goes on for a long time. It reads like the opening paragraph to an extremely poorly written essay on psychics. Namely, the difficulty in ascertaining a “true” psychic.
Psychic Source is regarded as the main and furthermore most well-known Psychic companies. This could very well be true, I could not name a psychic company to save my life. And may all across for 25 years and years issuing books. Delivers cellular phone books. Wait, you’ve lost me. You’re a psychic company that delivers cellular phone books? Are those different than a regular phone book? It goes on here to talk about psychic companies going on airlines, arranging hotlines and fleecing clients. I’m no longer sure if they’re talking about themselves or a different company. Then the essay switches focus drastically…Countless overweight people have become a couple of most important substances that controls Psychic Source away from various other Psychic companies. There are so many things wrong with this sentence. I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t refer to people as a substance. It makes it sound like you’re going to eat them. How do “countless” people become only a couple of substances. Are you blaming overweight people here or saying that they’ve saved your company? At this point in the “essay” I’m getting a headache trying to figure out what they mean. Let’s skip to the end where they share “testimonials” from people who are totally not made up.

I will declare that all of the books I became was probably far from universal, along with Psychic You became a book using this program? That’s, that’s crazy. I don’t know what to say. I guess if I became a book I would want to be a unique book and probably far from universal. My wife and i spoke with not simply have cellular phone individuals our family suitable This sentence goes on to make less and less sense and to culminate with the phrase “little inlaws” but there does seem to be a weird fascination with celullar phones here. I will genuinely point out that I became incredibly shocked with all the checking My wife and i were given. I think that maybe this “person” is trying to say that he got a lot of money (cheques?) somehow? Test drive it your true self. This is my new favourite sentence. If I ever go to a car lot and they tell me to “test drive it your true self”, I will automatically buy that car.

Please click here To vacation at The very Psychic Source Web-site This must be the most amazing website ever.

5. And one last quickie…

Its like men and women are not fascinated unless it is something to accomplish with Woman gaga!

My academic education insists that I explain that this sentence is taken out of context. However, it makes even less sense in context. I think that they are referring to Lady Gaga here, right? I mean, that’s the only way it makes even a modicum of sense.

2 thoughts on “Some Spam Tastes Better Than Others”

  1. So hey, your blog is my new favourite thing! Just wanted to give you a ‘hey’ and I hope you & Peter are doing great wherever you may be. I miss you, and reading your blog makes me wish we could have been more than just friendly acquaintances!

    1. Hey! Thanks so much for the sweet comment! I definitely miss our ladies Bible study times and I wish we could have gotten to know each other better too. If you and Tyler ever want to make a trip to Sechelt, you are definitely welcome!

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